You’re gonna hear me say this a lot: Julie and Alan and I HIT. IT. OFF. Fast friends. Many things in common. Like what you ask?

Well, just like my wife when I say something deeply inappropriate, Julie blushes like crazy right Alan says dirty stuff. And I. Mean. DIRTY. The mouth on this guy JEEZ.

We also share a belief that “the universe is precise.” 

Uh, what?